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Tuesday, July 06, 2004

run for your life~!!

This piece is dedicated to all my fellow comrades of the "FFFT"--Federation of Flee From the Timesheet.
the establishment of this silent organisation came around as a brainchild of the leader--"the Dungbeetle" when he realised that there was a need from the people around him,people--which he calls fellow comrades, who need a united force, strong enough to act upon injustice and bring peace and order to where it is supposed to be.

Its creation and existence is based on solely one strong goal, one strong objective: which is to eliminate the need of filling in timesheets at work. and to reach the goal, the FFFT comrades fight till their last breath to uphold their honor, not to surrender even if we have to climb the highest peaks ,crosss the deepest seas ,or more appropriately, hide in the darkest dens to survive the weekly armageddon caused by the coming of the "collector" .*"the collector is represented here by a hairy-hideous-hungry mud monster"

Some, fight a silent war, Some battle with their wits and ability to act.--act dumb, Some run for their lives ,and some are rescued just before they are wasted, turning into zombies to produce timesheet after staring into the hungry eyes of the "collector" .

Ofcourse, along the hard long journey to the realising of our destiny, some, may have been injured, be it mentally, or physically,some may have been sacrificed, Some, may have volunteered themselves to stay back, while pushing the others to continue the journey, they contribute to the federation by holding up the line, blocking the "collector" with their bare bodies... in another way, they, have saved the remaining comrades. and their soul will travel with us to reach the destiny when we finally do. and When we finally reach the Destiny, there will be eternal peace and uninterupted space and time, the utopia of office-productivity.

Our objective, is certainly not an easy task to perform. comrades of the federation keep their faith in many ways, we practice our objective in our own ways, we work hard,very hard. not to run away from the timesheet, but rather because we understand that productivity is highly deflected by how the authority questions us and provokes our privacy, questioning us about our own ability to handle our time. the wolf under the lamb's skin does not appear to the non-comrades, but give us a chance, listen to our plead,let FFFT be your shelter, once you have realised that ,time used to fill in TIMESHEETS are a waste and it merely means that you are NOT BEING TRUSTED , despite the usual reasons that the authorities give is : we just want to keep track of what you have done. you will be glad to know that there is a big, silent organisation called the "Federation of Flee For the Timesheet" out here.

With the chairman's currently holding of the title of being "The One That Hasnt Given Up Any Timesheet for The Longest Time--since last year's september" , the federation is growing.and growing strong.
may we reach the destiny together. for the federation~ here's a salute.

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