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i have to first state that i dont normally do this: i dont bitj n goss in my blog.it splatters too much of non-manly attitude which i think is too much a disgrace to my honor.

But. due to an open attack from the above mentioned link, which the author claims to have picked up a piece of hand written message around my table, containing confessions that i have written to my Male colleague sitting right behind of me. read on,

Normally it wouldnt matter at all to me, when such a prank is pulled and it is pulled to alter people's perception on my sexuality as a joke.sad to say, i even feel glad that i get the attention atleast. But this time, it has gone too far, i wouldnt say that the joke itself is too much, but the thing that made me feel that i HAVE to write a public statement once and for all as a defensive counter step for myself, is because of the doubts i see in those peoples' eyes that had read that article,coming back to check if i'm curly, n i see that they are smart enough NOT to be able to realise that what they had read was just a prank. god, if you're there, help them.

here are the words in black and white, i am straight. get the idea? straight, i dont wish to offend those who actually are, i mean i've tried hard to think like one, to try to understand what one feels, BUT heck, i've wondered what does a dog think and how does a cat think too, but i never managed to find out. WELL? and i didnt turn into a chicken or cow, after wondering how they'd think if i was one.

anyways, i think if we were to discuss the topic, i think gay is just another manner of human, its just another existence that deserves every same right in the world just like any other,like articles in my whole blog, there is one general message: i have nothing against gay people. but I AM NOT ONE. u get the idea? imagine we're all animals living harmoniously in a barn, i'm a cow, and you're one too, and there are dogs, and pigs, and chickens and ducks around, now you're a cow, and some of your friends are ducks and chickens or pigs, you've got nothing against them,they're your friends, but imagine a duck walking past, telling his little ducklings:" hey, look kids, here's a huge pig! "then comes all of the pigs who think you're one of their kind and they're fighting to see who gets to hump your leg first? and the donkeys, chicken and dogs and cats would give you that weird look, wondering if you're really a pig when all the pigs are already humping you like crazy, you cant even breath. happier? in no particular order have i represented who to which animal in the previous sentences, but all i mean is, mind your own business and cows fuck cows, pigs do pigs, and i do girls only.

Anyway, havent you heard of the term: metro-sexual? i will not elaborate about that here. check it up google if you wanna know more about it.but for now, you might be wondering, at this very moment, Why am i all so heated up trying to deny that i am Not a gay if i have said that i have nothing against gay people?
i wanted to curl my arms and just let it be, but it seems that this questioning of my sexuality is driving my manly dignity and honor down the drain. cant u see i'm doing something about it now?
i'm not gonna start a debate session now, well all i wanna say is: i was framed. i had been framed alot of times, but this time, my handwriting was faked. and my signature and sketch of my head was cloned from an actual handwriting of mine on the address book. now you got the picture right havent you?